So my fucking chemistry teacher lost his voice today and couldn’t talk over the kids talking SO HE JUST FUCKING PULLS A LEAF BLOWER WITH TOILET PAPER OUT FROM BEHIND HIS DESK.
at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.
nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.
When I was a kid, shows took breaks on the summer and that’s it. They didn’t keep you waiting for weeks or month.