March 2012
Imagine if we're all still on Tumblr in our...
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Sitting over here listening to my skinny friend...
When’s dinner
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Playing BINGO →
me: yes! I only need one more!
someone: BINGO!
Me: NO! FUCK NO! FUCK YOU!
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Me: hello is anyone there
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Silence:
Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao
Bike Tricks
Expectation:
Reality:
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At an Internet cafe
*hears laughter*
Me: Oh they must be on my blog
My mother and I were changing the words to Adele's...
Mom: Kristie, what soda do you want, Pepsi?
Me: Yeah... Wait. NEVER MIND I WANT SOME MOUNTAIINN DEWWW.
*few minutes later*
Me: Ma, which vegetable do you want?
Mom: I WANT NOTHING BUT THE BEST BROCCOLI TOOOOOOO.
*few minutes later*
Mom: Hey, get out the list.
Me: why... So we DON'T FORGET MEAT, I BEG
Mom: I'LL REMEMBER CAUSE YOU SAID
Me: SOMETIMES WE GROCERY SHOP AND SOMETIMES WE EAT OUT INSTEAD
Mom: *pretends to sob*
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butthorn:
I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
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HOW TO FIND THE NAME OF A SONG: type all the words...
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You know you're a Tumblr addict when...
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