July 2012
the hardcore way to eat ramen
boil water
eat block of ramen
drink boiling water
snort flavor powder
fuck bitches
scr4ggy:
what if instead of hitting the post limit some burly dudes broke into your house and picked you up and carried you away from your computer saying “i think you’ve done enough for tonight, buddy”
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
tiny-spoon:
sam-kay:
Vaginaboob.
did you literally just pay money to have this post tagged