August 2012
baby: *cries*
everyone: oh you poor sweet thing don't cry you're okay
me: shut the fuck up take it outside why do people keep having these things
That 5 min party you have when the teacher leaves...
Watch
When my mom says "I bought food for you", I'm like...
iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:
darrynek:
iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:
having a blog is a lot like jerking off
how
it feels good and my mom doesnt like it
forever90s:
there should be a feature that allows you to customize your follow/unfollow button mine would look like this
harrysgettinhead:
nice caption just kidding i’m deleting it u peasant
