everyone: oh you poor sweet thing don't cry you're okay
me: shut the fuck up take it outside why do people keep having these things
That 5 min party you have when the teacher leaves...
When my mom says "I bought food for you", I'm like...
iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: darrynek: iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: having a blog is a lot like jerking off how it feels good and my mom doesnt like it
forever90s: there should be a feature that allows you to customize your follow/unfollow button mine would look like this
harrysgettinhead: nice caption just kidding i’m deleting it u peasant