*eats all the croutons out of a salad and pushes plate 5 feet away from me*
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Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird c*ck
will commit illegal crimes in exchange for mozzarella sticks
girl are you the sun because i have a hard time looking at you directly and you make me sweat a lot
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicidethat’s pretty fucking metalI’d say it’s pretty fuckingbananas
